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death-420

i had a dream that i was solid snake workin at taco bell

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“Uhhhh, can I get a doritos locos taco?”

“Doritos locos taco… Colonel, what’s the procedure?”

“That’s a taco with a special shell, Snake – made not from an ordinary corn tortilla but designed to evoke the famous tortilla chip, packed with extreme flavor. Substitute the shell and prepare the rest of the taco normally.”

“Got it. Excuse me, customer. There’s both Cool Ranch and Nacho Cheese shells here. Which would you prefer?”

“Cool ranch, please.”

“On it.”

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can we get david hayter in on this

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Source: death-420
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Tumblr arguements be like:

Person: hey idk fuckin, oncelerxkylo ren sucks and is bad

Person B: fuck this, fuck you, why do you hate gays? Why do you hate women? You know my dad broke ny iphone before right? I have anxiety. You wany me to die? You want me to starve and die? My cousin said she wishes i was never born, you want me to starve? Over a ship? Fiction isnt reality. I dony need thism i have two jobs AND a college degree, i overcame diarrea recently, and this is what i come back too? *sassy gifs* 🐸☕ #regreceipts #sexism #reverse racism #fandomlivesmatter

Source: curemofumofu
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self-healing

take some time to reflect on how much you’ve grown over the last few months, in any way, whether you started going to therapy, got a new job, gained new interests, finished your exams, started journaling, or even became more empathetic towards yourself. remind yourself that growth is always there, and that it doesn’t need to be incredibly life-changing to hold significance. you are growing in every way; and these events often lead to very bright things.

Source: self-healing