shiro in the astral plane: lance? lance!
lance: shiro?!
shiro: lance! tell me…
lance: okay!
shiro: ……does this sound like shakira? LE LAY LOLAY
bubleboobo
letkeithinfodump
krolia: are you the boy that keeps making fun of my son
lance: adjkfksjhgrb no?? we’re friends??? i mean i do tease him but i don’t ha
krolia: is it because he’s short
lance:
krolia: because he is so fucking short
krolia: i could yeet him across the entire ship with my pinkie finger
bubleboobo
mulletzuko
lance: hi welcome to theatre, please state your name and why you’re here
keith: my name is keith kogane and i’m auditioning for Tomato #4 and-
lance gasping: you’re that ASSHOLE from calc!!
keith: no i’m keith and i’m auditioning for-
lance: i dreamed about kissing you 365 days for an entire year and when i finally asked you out you said ‘sorry i’m a vegan’
keith sweating hard: i’m keith and i’m auditioning for the role of tomato #4-
itsnotdoneyet
krunkidile
bubleboobo
jeremy “gay rights!” shada
the only cishet white boy we can trust
jeremy shada is just level two macklemore
ruinedchildhood
