anticoffeebeans
monochromemedic
imalittlesick
haleyscomett-art
iamonlyperson
miyoki-kun
playing dnd
me (the dm): you come up on a market thats bustling and swarming with all kinds of people
player: are there milfs
me:
markiplier
Markiplier Promise
If someone manages to guess the exact plot of tomorrow’s video I’ll let them watch it early.
gothicglasses
i-am-an-adult-i-swear
It really be like this
Well?
Yes, there are Milfs. They are all coincidentally attracted to the opposite gender of whatever your character is.
Gender is dead
They also find your character, personally, offensive to their eyes, and would sooner remove them from their skull than cast their gaze upon your visage for any length of time.
If they remove their eyes they dom’t have to look at my character anymore
This is the medieval era, they bleed out and die from the removal.
You are now surrounded by dead Milfs. The wails of their orphans will haunt you in your sleep forevermore
Good thing my character is a necromancer
Erik that’s not what they meant by “raise a family”
Ohhhhh
Me: Any single dads?
Well, there are now.
encouraging teamwork was a mistake
wlwaluigi
ruinedchildhood
