someone: [a character i have never heard of once in my life] is a lesbian
me:
pisces-royalty
joker-ace
sometimes you just gotta indulge your inner 13yo and play online dress up games for 3 hours straight
krunkidile
evangelos5647
Me: hi thank you for calling Olive Garden how may I take your order!
Customer: hi I’d like one chicken parmigiana and a chicken Alfredo
Me: alrighty would you like soup or salad with your entrees?
Them: Zuppa Toscana on both please
Me: no problem I can have this ready for you in about 20 minutes
Them: ok what’s my total
Me: one moment please while I put your order in my computer
Me:
Me: that’ll be $37.68
Them: thank you
Me: see you soon have a nice day
illmamnim
royal-raccoon
i….don’t know anyone named todd in real life. like ive never actually met a todd. where are they
new cryptid of 2016: todd
My boss’s name is Todd.
new cryptid of 2018: your boss
I showed this to my boss and this was his response.
royal-raccoon
bastilleglory
the two bad fatigue moods:
- gets super emotional, cries over the smallest things, empathetic™, can’t handle anything, irritable, overstimulated™, anxious
- can’t feel anything, barely able to think, apathic™, can’t relate to anything, emptiness™, can’t cry, slow™, dissociating
atomicmangomom
ruinedchildhood