im gonna bone keith’s mom she lookin like a quizSNACK !
Kricket the leucistic opossum girl!
Hey not to be that bitch but why was Hunk not the one that didn’t trust Lotor’s musty ass when historically he’s been the most suspicious of new people
fun fact about the next avengers film being filmed in edinburgh: they’ve blocked off certain areas which is disrupting one specific postal van’s delivery route which is in turn leading to an awkward stand-off at the police station because Marvel Studios might be a billion dollar company but this man really wants to do his job and apparently interfering with the course of the Royal Mail technically counts as treason so they’re at a stalemate
this is the best thing i’ve heard all day

Liberty. Reason. Justice. Civility. Edification. Perfection.
MAIL.
me: logs into gmail from a different computer
my phone, having a nervous breakdown: if you don’t confirm your identity in the next ten seconds i’m gonna shoot your whole family and then myself