me to the little ceasers man: beware the ides of march
little ceaser: pizza pizza
me to the little ceasers man: beware the ides of march
little ceaser: pizza pizza
anyone else ever daydream for 6 hours straight and then after ur just like nah let’s scrap that and do it all again but slightly to the left
my brain: *out of breath* Was that good?!
Me in a beret, taking a long draft from a cigarette and leaning back in my director’s chair: once again, from the top, this time with feeling
this one’s for all the fat girls who’ve cried in dressing rooms 💗
when i was about thirteen or so, my mother took me to sears to buy me pants. i went into the youth section and picked out jeans and dickies.
the act of trying to fit my fat, squishy body into something that would not go past my knees was embarrassing. but it’s doubled when i realized i was wearing the biggest size in that section, what was supposed to be my section. the look my mother gave me when i told her that nothing fit is seared into my memory.
so i cried. i cried because this meant i had to shop at the womens section. for some completely asinine reason, in my teens, i decided that if i ever shopped in the fat lady’s section, it meant that i had failed. at what? i still don’t really know. passing by the abundance of ugly, drab, boring clothes that the plus size section provided felt like i was in a funhouse, like this can’t be my reality.
but the pants fit there. i took no pleasure from this, and i cried again.
so that’s why i made this post. because the experiences that fat and chubby kids go through in dressing rooms is unique and so rarely talked about. i’m in a much better place now and have definitely embraced my fat thighs and hanging double belly, but i know a lot of us who grew up to be fat adults still have some pain we have to address and work through.
so again, this is for all the fat kids who have cried in dressing rooms. however your particular story went, i hope you can look back on it and start to heal.
By now I’ve met multiple people in my life who were unaware of any or all of the following and were delighted to learn them, so here is the master collection.

Scallops swim like they do in Spongebob

Scallops also have a bunch of googly eyes

Other mussels really do have big “tongues,” actually their “feet,” like on a snail or slug, which are basically their cousins

Every barnacle is an entire stationary crustacean, like a lobster or crab, and those are their legs

A sperm whale has a thin narrow little mouth and its lower jaw is basically a stick

Sea urchins walk around

Under the sea urchin is this mouth

Sand dollars are a type of sea urchin themselves and they just look like that

All sea anemones are meat eaters and mostly eat things about their own size

A starfish has a little eye on the end of each arm

Not only do octopuses have beaks but the bite of almost every octopus species is venomous, just in case shape-shifting, color changing, tentacles, suckers, ink and super intelligence weren’t enough super powers
plz comment with any you would like to add and also whether any were new or shocking to you

✩ I’ll be making a new short & posting it on Insta tomorrow instead of today, bc I wanna spend most of today filming more Sanders Sides! I know you’ve been super patient, & I wanna limit how much longer you have to wait! Sorry for all the updates! Just wanna keep you informed! lol ✩