“Hey, are you a man or a woman?”

“What gender are you?”

“
Yeah, but what is in your pants?
“

“Hey, are you a man or a woman?”

“What gender are you?”

“
Yeah, but what is in your pants?
“

A mood
pokemon trainer saitama would probably like, catch a mew right off the bat and doesnt even realize its a ultra rare legendary.
“dude wtf is that pokemon”
“oh. his name is cheese, he gives me free eggs its pretty awesome”
mew: *uses softboiled*
“free breakfast yeah”
“Do you even know what that is?”
“…a friendly flying cat?”*shrugs*
*frustrated noises* “okay does it even do anything else”
“it lights up sometimes”
*mew uses flash*
“dude”
*mew transforms into giant dragon*
“oh it does that sometimes”
“dude”
@asking-ask hun look
“ I kinda like that it’s blue.”
“Holy shit, Saitama, that’s a SHINY Mew.”
“…. What? No, Cheese is blue– get it? hahahaha”
“Oh my god.”
“dude it sparkles”
“yeah i brush him everyday his fur is perfect”
“bruh”

it was to cute i had to draw it
Its so cute and perfect omg
So i ordered Round Table today online and in the “special instructions” i wrote “draw your favorite attack on titan character”. This is what i got…
theyre right u kno
itskhepri asked:
8D ahh thank you!!!! I love being swoopy it’s so freeing hehe <3
Anonymous asked:
no and i have an inactive twitter so… no to that too, i guess
people shit on her for being “trashy” but her music makes people laugh, it’s hilarious. Music doesn’t always have to be deep or poetic, it just has to make you feel something. And let me tell y’all, I have never laughed my ass off harder than when I heard Deepthroat for the first time with my friends