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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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Pidge: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.

Lance: What if it bites me and it dies?

Keith: That means you’re poisonous. Jesus Christ, learn to read.

Hunk: What if it bites itself and I die?

Allura: That’s voodoo.

Coran: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

Pidge: That’s correlation, not causation.

Hunk: What if we bite each other and neither of us die?

Lance: That’s kinky.

Shiro: Oh my god.

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jedihighcouncil

Straight men who always joke about hating their girlfriend are so fucking weird like imagine having a girlfriend and not treasuring and loving her every day smh grow up

hardtostayaway

“treasuring” and “loving” your girlfriend will result in her quickly leave you. Girls HATE guys who treat them like goddesses. They view it as pathetic and weak.

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I hate it when people say shit like this like we get it you’re an

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this brave straight man literally mansplaining women to a lesbian

Source: mutantapologist so to love a girl you treat her like garbage of course now it makes sense