forgetting_what_mods_i_have_installed.wmv
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Krolia: Acxa is… your sister. You shared an egg.
Keith: I have a sister- wait what?
Krolia: you shared an egg
Keith: A WHAT
lance: do you think the moon landing was fake
keith: i would fake a moon landing for you
lance: really?????
keith: i’ve hacked every impenetrable government database except your heart
lance: aww babeyyy
hunk: what the singular fuck
My grandfather doesn’t use the word “calories” when talking about food…he uses the word “value” instead. I was eating fruit for lunch and he said “if you’re going for a run later you need something more valuable”. I sat there for a while just thinking about the way he said that. Change out a negative word with a positive one and you’ll see start seeing positive change.
They were upset I went to Target without them
To those worried about our neighbors - the ones we know personally love our dogs, the dogs only do this when we let them (they hush if we tell them to) and not daily and never early or late in the day, and all of our neighbors also have dogs which actually are noisier than my dogs daily.
this website is proof “be yourself” isnt advice applicable to everyone some of yall really just need to keep that weird shit inside til you die