Red and Blue make Purple

[angelrin89]

Anonymous asked:

Keith’s dad sees an alien ship crashing into his backyard and sees Krolia step out. He thinks to himself, “Daggummit it’s a hot alien!!! I hope she probes me!!!” Krolia then notices the Texas alien who’s land she crashed into and thinks, “Quiznak it’s a hot alien!!! I hope he probes me!!!!”

OMG S T O P

I CANNOT HANDLE THIS 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[illmamnim]

[madejestic]

How Shane managed to pronounce asdfghjkl so perfectly remains… unsolved.

[royal-raccoon]

@michaelmxll

[royal-raccoon]

“we the jury find the defendant not valid”

[a-pps]

wwait yuore e honor,,,,, I jsut wanna say I;m,.. fucknim so fukcing sorry to everyyjone ogmt god

[shirogane-atlas]

[maskenjager]

A little merman named Lance 🦈

[sitrusky]

[tredlocity]

Peter Parker is all of us.

[tredlocity]

this is what happened to him btw

[dasketcherz]

[nomidot]

“If she isn’t your daughter, who is she?”

[bluebbeerryyy]

[the-sonic-cafe]

Trying to get away from stress/anxiety–

Originally posted by sonicgifs

[alphatoronado]

[lily-peet]

You can tell a lot about a person based on the wear on their keyboard.

If the spacebar has a smooth circle in the center, they’re a writer.

If the WASD keys are worn out, they’re a PC gamer.

If the Z key has been burrowed through the keyboard to form a hole through the desk, they’re an artist.

[wirehead-wannabe]

If the keyboard is on the floor in a million tiny pieces, the user is a programmer

[angelrin89]

[salteans]

Lotor @ the fandom: