literally tho the fact that shiro was probably an officer or teacher at the garrison is so funny like. if he lost his fucking marbles after interacting with slav for like two minutes imagine how he’d be with a bunch of smartass garrison kids. think about it.
random garrison kid: is a tomato a fruit or a vegetable
shiro: do you literally want me to fucking die
AW GREAT now I’m googling a bunch of extinct megafauna like Arctotherium, Argentavis magnificens, and Sarcosuchus imperator

Sarcosuchus imperator: proof that crocodilian evolution DIDN’T FUCK AROUND

Purussaurus: proof that not fucking around is an art form


Argentavis magnificens: the reason sky gods had bird symbols
BEAR VS ELEPHANT:

HIS FACE SAYS IT ALL:

ARCTOTHERIUM ANGUSTIDENS: AN UPSETTING QUANTITY OF BEAR

If I had pictures of size comparisons between an Irish Elk and a human being I’d put those here because ho damn.


The Pleistocene is the reason we have nightmares.
Ambidextrous Keith strikes again
(Was it necessary to switch the hold on his blade in mid air, you ask? Yes. Yes it was.)








