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peter: i hate it when people say that i can “do whatever a spider can”

tony: well, can’t you?

peter: i can think of many things a spider can do that i can’t. i can’t crawl into someone’s ear and die, i can’t legally leave guatemala without a passport, i can’t have sex with a spider —

steve: can we change the subject

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loki: let him finish talking

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lance: how are we gonna convince these aliens we’re fake married?

keith: pffft. good luck. we can barely stand in the same room without arguing

lance: give me your hand

keith, pining and grouchy: really?? hand-holding like a bunch of grade schoolers?! like they’re ever gonna-

lance uncurling his fingers and kissing them:

keith breathlessly: -take us seriously

lance turning his head to press soft hot kisses up keith’s palm and wrist: i’m really sorry about this

keith hoarsely: do whatever you want. for the mission

lance stroking his cheek: for the mission

keith: have your eyes always been that colour?

lance: and what colour is that?

keith: beautiful

lance laughing and flushing, bumping their noses together: don’t tease me

keith holding onto his collar: i like teasing you

lance: i think i wanna kiss you now

keith, feeling a pang: for the mission

lance whispering: or we could ignore the mission

keith pressing their foreheads together: lance-

alien: excuse me paladins

lance, still looking into keith’s eyes: not now circus clown

alien: the galra are attacking

lance tugging on keith’s mullet and softly kissing him while both of them try to hide how wide they’re smiling:

alien: we’re under fire and i’m literally holding someone’s leg

lance and keith still kissing:

alien: ok half the building has just been blown off but by all means please continue

thanks klance
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