Thanks nintendo for letting botw zelda run off in hyrule warriors without her knight I love it
why do boys always need o know ur bra size?? like u gonna jerk it to 38b?? do u even know what that means?? i could say 6p and theyd probably cum
Thanks nintendo for letting botw zelda run off in hyrule warriors without her knight I love it
why do boys always need o know ur bra size?? like u gonna jerk it to 38b?? do u even know what that means?? i could say 6p and theyd probably cum
give me the 1080p titty
60fps of titty
4k 144FPS mega-titty
6.8 GHz dual core titty
me, at a fancy restaurant: i would like to eat here
receptionist: im sorry you can’t eat here without a reservation
me: *pulls this out of my pocket*

receptionist: *starts sweating* i am so sorry….let me show you to a table
What does this mean
you know exactly what it fucking means
This prison holds two of the most notorious cop killing dragons…. William and Cousin Chris.
why are sun bears like…that?
like what
oh you mean that
well
sometimes it just be like that
My brother: *to his online friends* I gotta go. My pizza is here.
One of his online friends: Where’s my pizza?
Everyone: *laughs*
My brother: *logs out of chat*
Me: You know. You could order them pizza.
My brother: What?
Me: You know his adress.
My brother: We live in Canada. They are in the States.
Me: So. You can order it online and pay with a credit card.
-20 minutes later-
Online friend: HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET ME A PIZZA FROM CANADA?
I like how thus far there seems to be two responses to this post.
1. This is soooo sweet and pure.
2. Tagging a friend with something to the the effect of “Where’s my pizza?”