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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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Person A: So if me and your dog were hanging off a cliff, who would you save?

Person B: *without hesitation* My dog.

Person A: But like- what if I was easier to reach?

Person B: My dog.

Person A: What if for some reason your dog was like, really heavy

Person B: Shit I don’t know, I’d install a fucking cable car and save him

Person A:

Person B: You just have to accept it. My dog comes first.

me sorry my dog won my heart first