when you’re giving your best and no one cares
open your mouth keef
Prosthetics don’t just help heal physically. (Source)
LOOK HOW HAPPY
Omg
Omg I love this
If you don’t think this is rad as hell, then I don’t know what to tell you.
This warms every crevice of my soul
“Well, Krabs, you know what today is?”

“Sorry about this calendar…”


“March 14th!”

“WAIT! That’s not right…”

“It SHOULD say…”

“The Day that Krabs Fries!”

“HAHAHAHAHAHA!”

british summer is here.
[rain pouring] [thunder rumbling] [car horn blaring]
“go on. wheyyyyyyy!! Oh no.”
[in distance: “YOU IDIOT”, uproarious laughter]
“why would you go through that. what are you doing. ahhh no, he’s actually floating!”
“well of course he is. what a fucking bellend!”
“what a knobhead!”
“fucking hell.”
future au where they get married and settle down on a new planet and dress like the royalty elves they are