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Sonic: Shadow works for the government, y’all.
Amy: But that doesn’t mean us heroes don’t get any income for the good deeds we do! Shadow just ends up making more money since he’s literally a G.U.N agent.
Anonymous asked:

Sonic: Shadow works for the government, y’all.
Amy: But that doesn’t mean us heroes don’t get any income for the good deeds we do! Shadow just ends up making more money since he’s literally a G.U.N agent.
lesbians watching anime: those two girls touched shoulders, they’re gay
lesbians irl: this girl kissed me on the lips multiple times do you think she likes me?? or are we just friends???
2018 is the year we stop using kinks people don’t wanna see as punchlines and focus on what’s actually funny. we’ll start with crab jungle

good old crungle
one, two, princes kneel before you
rated T
word count: 13,794
ship: shiro/keith (sheith)
summary: What happens when an olympic speed skater and hockey player are long time friends, hopelessly in love with each other, and too stubborn to admit it? Obviously, you make them skate together.
Also known as: that incredibly self-indulgent ice skating au ive been harboring for weeks now. Pls enjoy!!! Also, special shoutout to jo @joltron for being the person to recommend the song that this is titled after! Joke’s on you, it was the perfect song and i love you jo <3
“So, I’ve been thinking…” he started slowly, catching Keith mid-sip.
“Sounds dangerous,” Keith smirked and Shiro shoved him playfully.
“I’ve been thinking,” he continued firmly, keeping eye contact, “I can skate… you can skate… so y’know… we could maybe… skate together. Or something.”
Keith furrowed his brows. “Shiro. We’re skating together right now.”
“Uh, yeah. But we could like… skate together. Maybe as like…” he took a deep breath and let out the next words on a single exhale, “A special pair skate opening for the charity figure skating exhibition in August?”
Keith stared at him with wide eyes. Shiro fought not to look away, even as his face got uncomfortably warm. Keith’s brows knitted in confusion again, and when he spoke it was almost solemn.
“Shiro.”