babyblueavenger
ssukidesu
Animation art from Pixar’s WALL-E (2008).
catnippackets
cutieacefuck
imagine being a ghost hunter in the 19th century. running around freezing cold spooky old mansions in tight pants and a puffy-sleeved white shirt, cloak streaming out behind you like enormous bat wings, knee-high boots clacking on the cracked marble floors and rotting hardwood staircases, candelabra in hand, high out of your mind because they just loved to put cocaine in absolutely everything, did those victorians. the dream.
average-trickster
weedle-testaburger
thathumanwiththecatears
as a kid I never appreciated the comedic genius of my elementary school principal, who, whenever our school won against another school in a sport, would play what felt like 2 minutes of “we are the champions” over the PA during announcements, and just as it’s going “cuz we are the champions…of” he’d hit stop and his deadpan voice over the PA system would go “Brampton.”
We had a middle school dance dj who would do something similar with party in the USA. He’d play the chorus like “yeah yeah yeah it’s a party in the..” and then stop the music and just say “school”
this is so fucking funny
ghostfiish
anthropwashere
On the subject of Completely Fucking Hating Cooking, I just have to say that this is such a good book for people who Completely Fucking Hate Cooking.
This author understands the reasons people hate cooking, and understands that you still have to eat things, and understands the concept of ‘easy quick meals’ that are actually easy quick meals.
Like…it’s such a good book. It Understands.
krunkidile
ruinedchildhood
