monch
Ok but nobody talk about the fact that what attracted Garnet,was the only blue icy eye of the kitten.
Doesn’t that sound a little bit…familiar?
joker-ace
yaboybokuto
the 3 bosses u fight before being able to enter the shaving cream aisle
final boss
angst-oclock
longbluetongue
I can’t believe that the government is watching our every move and yet they refused to warn me that I was about to walk into a Panera where THREE of my exes were working together.
Hey, the government? You could’ve texted me. You’ve got GPS; they’ve got their jobs on Facebook; I know you know we dated. You knew, you have the technology, and you just let me walk in there, make eye contact with them, and walk out without ordering anything. Fuck you. I hate this country.
My favourite thing about the tags and replies on this post is that they’re full of people legitimately slut-shaming me for having dated three people who ended up working at the same place. Like I’m some compulsive bread whore. Like I just shoved a whole Panera up my ass one day.
Do straight people not understand the small town phenomena where 1.) there are a maximum of ten LGBT+ people that you’re even vaguely compatible with, and so you all just end up dating each other at one point or another, and 2.) word gets around that the manager of a specific business isn’t a blatant homophobe, and so it ends up becoming staffed entirely by LGBT+ people despite not being an inherently gay establishment? You guys don’t just have, like, that one Taco Bell where everyone is a lesbian?
My new favourite part about the tags on this post is everyone either tagging this as stuff like, “we don’t have a lesbian taco bell but we have a trans petsmart” and “oh you mean the five guys where everyone’s bi yeah we have that”, or straight cis people being all, “UGH THE GAYS ALWAYS THINK THEY’RE SO SPECIAL. THERE ARE BUSINESSES WHERE EVERYONE IS STRAIGHT, TOO,” as though anyone would ever come out to someone who felt like that comment necessary.
ichidice
paopufrujt
after the bonding moment lance wasn’t emotionally ready for but after the bedroom scene he realized maybe he was
angst-oclock
kevinkevinson
From now on I will only accept love triangles if they end in:
- Polyamory
- The main character rejecting both love interests and staying single
- The two love interests giving up on the main character because how hard is it to make a damn choice?
4. The two love interests realizing they love each other more than the main character and the main character getting together with someone that wasn’t even part of the triangle proper.
5. All three characters realizing they’re better as friends and going go kart racing
6. Main character is in a loveless political royal marriage and her philandering yet handsome husband doesn’t want her until halfway through the book, in which time she’s fallen in love with a brave commoner boy. The conflict is resolved when they both die and she goes on to rule her new kingdom with grace and compassion.
7. Main character Frankensteins the shit out of the two love interests because why not combine the best parts that you love in each?
8. It was a whacky shenanigan involving twins, wherein both suitors thought the object of their affection was 1 person in the crux of a love triangle, but they were both only after the respective twin all along.
angst-oclock
DO NOT KISS A GIRL WHEN SHES MAD i am so tired of media portraying this as a good way to end an argument okie when ur partner is mad and yelling at u do not just kiss them to shut them up and make up okie how about u just fucking listen to your partner when theyre trying to tell u somethign
godasenpai
lavacherries
dongoverlord
Marvel: “Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover event in history”
Me:
ruinedchildhood