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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
royal-raccoon bastilleglory
jedihighcouncil

Straight men who always joke about hating their girlfriend are so fucking weird like imagine having a girlfriend and not treasuring and loving her every day smh grow up

hardtostayaway

“treasuring” and “loving” your girlfriend will result in her quickly leave you. Girls HATE guys who treat them like goddesses. They view it as pathetic and weak.

jedihighcouncil

I hate it when people say shit like this like we get it you’re an

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rockabillywreck

this brave straight man literally mansplaining women to a lesbian

Source: mutantapologist so to love a girl you treat her like garbage of course now it makes sense
whatdafork rororoyourship
quiznakingrobeast

After a dangerous battle, the Paladins return to the castle to celebrate, though, two paladins celebrated in a way that Allura didn’t understand, so she asked her boyfriend:

Allura: *sees Pidge and Lance kissing* *turns to Keith* What are they doing?

Keith: *sweating* …it’s an Earth thing that we do to… confess… intimate feelings?

Allura: Intimate?

Keith: Yeah…like -um… romantic?

Allura: Oh!

Allura then grabbed Keith’s hair and pulled him closer. She caught his lips and moved her lips against his at a steady rhythm, just like what she saw Pidge do with Lance. Keith’s eyes were wide open as the Princess did this, completely shocked at her boldness and confused on whether to listen to the voice in his head telling him to join her. Sadly, their kiss was interrupted when Hunk pouted, “Oh, come on! And I thought I had enough of Pidge and Lance’s PDA. Now, I’m stuck with you two.”

Keith looked at Hunk with wide eyes and a red blush dusting his cheeks. Allura, however, was beaming and she seemed proud of herself. Keith found himself smiling back at her enthusiasm as she asked, “Like that?”

Keith chuckled and nodded, “Like that.”




Bonus:

Keith and Allura are caught in a heated makeout session (which started when Allura asked what a makeout was) when they had to break for air. Allura looked completely dazed and her lips were red and swollen. She held on tight on to Keith’s shoulders when she asked, “Are you supposed to get dizzy?”

Keith laughed and leaned in again for another round, “Only if it’s good.”