[Please visit my shop!] (only if you want to :x)
me, at a fancy restaurant: i would like to eat here
receptionist: im sorry you can’t eat here without a reservation
me: *pulls this out of my pocket*

receptionist: *starts sweating* i am so sorry….let me show you to a table
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