Kid: Dad, there’s a monster in the closet.
Dad: Stop calling them monsters, you fuckin’ homophobe.
Kid: Dad, there’s a monster in the closet.
Dad: Stop calling them monsters, you fuckin’ homophobe.
on my bus ride home (i’m going home for passover) there was a lil old orthodox jewish man and his DOG had a kippah and tallis!!! so i asked where he got kippot for dogs, and he was like “i ordered it online!! it’s her 13th birthday so we’re throwing her a Bark Mitzvah!!!”
“Self care isn’t always pretty , it’s not always candles and a bathtub full of roses , sometimes it’s forcing yourself to get out of bed and dragging yourself , sometimes it’s the pep talk you give to yourself or the quick cry in the corner . sometimes it is convincing yourself to do all these things you should be doing but you have no will whatsoever , sometimes it’s cutting some ties no matter how precious they were , sometimes it’s the bitter medicine you need to give yourself . Self care isn’t always pretty but it’s so worth it .”
— Kriti.G (via wnq-writers)
characters that go from villain to awkward friend are so important