my teacher : if you didn’t understand , why didnt you come ask for help ?
me :

lesbians watching anime: those two girls touched shoulders, they’re gay
lesbians irl: this girl kissed me on the lips multiple times do you think she likes me?? or are we just friends???
2018 is the year we stop using kinks people don’t wanna see as punchlines and focus on what’s actually funny. we’ll start with crab jungle

good old crungle
one, two, princes kneel before you
rated T
word count: 13,794
ship: shiro/keith (sheith)
summary: What happens when an olympic speed skater and hockey player are long time friends, hopelessly in love with each other, and too stubborn to admit it? Obviously, you make them skate together.
Also known as: that incredibly self-indulgent ice skating au ive been harboring for weeks now. Pls enjoy!!! Also, special shoutout to jo @joltron for being the person to recommend the song that this is titled after! Joke’s on you, it was the perfect song and i love you jo <3
“So, I’ve been thinking…” he started slowly, catching Keith mid-sip.
“Sounds dangerous,” Keith smirked and Shiro shoved him playfully.
“I’ve been thinking,” he continued firmly, keeping eye contact, “I can skate… you can skate… so y’know… we could maybe… skate together. Or something.”
Keith furrowed his brows. “Shiro. We’re skating together right now.”
“Uh, yeah. But we could like… skate together. Maybe as like…” he took a deep breath and let out the next words on a single exhale, “A special pair skate opening for the charity figure skating exhibition in August?”
Keith stared at him with wide eyes. Shiro fought not to look away, even as his face got uncomfortably warm. Keith’s brows knitted in confusion again, and when he spoke it was almost solemn.
“Shiro.”
standing up and blacking out for a few seconds is just transitioning from a cutscene to the actual gameplay
this image clearly isn’t in america but it gives off a strong midwestern energy
i can’t believe that photo of hemsworth hiddleston and taika waititi all taking a nap together that’s so cursed and blessed at the same time

i’m the fact that the person taking the photo had to use a panoramic shot to get all of tom in the photo
the FACT that mark ruffalo is the one who took this and then posted it on facebooks like the nerdy dad he is
I just noticed Taika Waititi is snuggling Chris Hemsworth’s legs. This is the most precious image in existence.
This is what non-toxic masculinity looks like.
This is the world warriormale wants, and I’m A-OK with that. Fight when needed, but never fear the embrace of your brother.