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technoskates dnald
saintalia

actually the best part of the lotr cast commentary is getting to hear about sir ian mckellen’s gay agenda

saintalia

i phrased this as a joke because it is pretty funny but its also worth reading what he said:

IAN: When I suggested to Sean that he took Elijah’s hand it was because I thought anyone who knew the book would care about the deep friendship, often of an innocently physical nature, and that might’ve been missed by two resolutely heterosexual actors who mightn’t appreciate that gay people like myself saw in a touch something perhaps more meaningful than others might. So to persuade him to touch Elijah, I’d say, “Well look, it’s in the book.”

[Sean & Elijah in a separate recording]

SEAN: Ian brought the book to me right before we shot it and he said, “Now look here, it says that Sam runs over and grabs Frodo’s hand,” he said. “The fans of the book are going to want to see that.” I sort of—I believed it, and I got a fan letter the other day that a neighbor friend handed to me, and it said how much it meant to her that Sam holds Frodo’s hand at that moment because it was something that she—it was one of the most important moments to her in the book.
ELIJAH: Oh, that’s fantastic. It’s those subtle little nuances, man.
SEAN: So thank you Ian.
ELIJAH: That’s unbelievable.

dnald

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cozi

when i was 12 i got banned from yahoo answers and when i emailed support to be like “what did i do??” i got a really vague answer that just said “you know what you did” and it still haunts me to this day

trippingthelight

When I was 10 I was in a AOL chatroom for kids and we were all making this Homer Simpson face (8^(|) but this one girl Crystal forgot to put the nose in the face so I said “You forgot the nose crystal” and I immediately got booted offline and no one in my family could log on. My Mom talked to someone from AOL and they said I was trying to sell drugs to minors because I said “nose crystal”

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k-eith

bitch I really can’t fucking believe that lance is keiths stability and keith is lances motivation and that lance wasn’t emotionally prepared for the bonding moment probably bc he couldn’t believe the guy he looked up to that he created a rivalry with was being that soft with him and they’re literally both pining FOOLS who love each other and haven’t done anything about it

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a-zzurra

klance tropes that will always murder me with no hesitation:

  • lance being the big spoon and pressing his nose into keith’s hair, inhaling deeply
  • one of them dropping to their knees and kissing the other’s hands
  • hand kisses in general
  • lance peeling off keith’s gloves and tracing the callouses in his palm with his lips
  • keith undoing lance’s armour
  • lance: ‘mullet’ ‘grumpy pants’ ‘samurai’ keith: ‘yeah?’ lance pulling him close and whispering into his neck: ‘keith….’
  • sparring and one knocking the other to the floor, straddling them before realising just how close they are
  • keith kissing each of lance’s freckles slowly so it tickles and lance giggles
  • lance blowing raspberries on keith’s bare stomach so he shrieks
  • tracing each other’s scars with their fingertips
  • arguing and then pulling each other into a heated kiss before they realise what they’re doing
  • slow dancing to some grainy 50s bop while keith steps on lance’s toes and they both laugh into each other’s shoulders
  • keith teaching lance to sword fight
  • the soft longing faces keith makes at lance
  • wearing each other’s jackets
  • lance: ‘i can’t sleep’ keith: ‘you can…sleep here if you want’ lance: ‘are you sure? you don’t mind???’ keith: ‘no, it isn’t weird or anything. it’s ok’ lance: ‘yeah. yeah’
  • lance waking up groggily to see keith on the other side of the bed and reaching an arm out to pull him back into his chest
  • keith blinking slowly, voice rough and sleepy and hair sticking up at angles, smiling soft: ‘hey’ lance: ‘if i had a guitar i’d smash my leg through it’
  • running to the other’s lion hangar after a near-death experience and pulling them into a frantic tear-filled kiss
  • lance braiding keith’s hair
  • keith putting his hair into a ponytail: ‘alright let’s train’ lance: ‘let’s kiss- kick some robot ass’ keith: ‘what’ lance: ‘we can crush- i have a crush- let’s crush those training bots’
  • lance tilting keith’s chin up and kissing him
  • keith pulling lance down by his hoodie strings to kiss him
  • fake married/dating
  • getting mistaken as a couple on a planet and getting flustered, realising their feelings
  • keith has been running from things his whole life. lance has always been following in his footsteps without knowing it. one day keith slows down, and they catch up