looneyfrechie
felidaereverse
oseira
A black cat crossing your path is actually good luck on account of you get to see a cat
illmamnim
catseatcakes
full offense but let lgbt people mourn the years they lost trying to repress their orientation and/or gender identity due to hetero&cisnormativity
creativecreepie
felidaereverse
hungwy
I have an important story
I was walking out of the gym on campus and over to my bike to unlock it, and looked up just in time to see a goose attack a woman as she walked past. I’m talking grabbing at her jacket, flapping its wings, biting and honking. I’m no stranger to our aggressive campus geese but hot diggity damn. Then. Then the goose turned and looked at me and let out a horrifying honk and suddenly, it was like bullet time, suddenly this massive goose was flying towards me.
So I squared up.
I tried to protect my expensive headphones.
And I braced for Goose.
When that thing flew at me I kicked higher and harder than I ever have and landed a solid blow to its huge, boat like body. It was so much harder and heavier than I expected. No one expects to kick a goose. It let out this awful squeaky toy noise, tried to grab at my hat, and then flew up and landed on the roof of the gym, watching me. I couldn’t turn my back for fear it would attack.
The worst part? There was no one around. No one saw me kick this deranged goose.
For five minutes I stood there, terrified of this goose.
And then people started walking out of the gym.
“I saw you kick that goose.”
“Man, that was a mean goose.”
“Nice kick on the goose.”
Eventually it took off and I was able to resume my day but not after solidifying my identity as The One Who Kicked The Goose.
djsadbean
katie-wants-donut
joker-ace
ruinedchildhood