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WARNING: THIS WILL BE VERY SPOILER-Y!
PLEASE, IF YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THE MOVIE, DO NOT READ THE SPOILERS!
IT’S SO HARD TO STAY AWAY WHEN YOU’RE CURIOUS AS HELL, BUT PLEASE DON’T LOOK AT THESE SPOILERS IF YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THE MOVIE!
SPOILERS WILL BE BELOW THE CUT, SO IF YOU DON’T TURN AWAY NOW, I CAN’T BE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE SPOILERS YOU WILL SEE.
THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE.
thanos: the universe has a finite amount of resources, so i’ve decided to assemble a reality altering gauntlet and use that to eliminate half of all life forms, thus ensuring the remaining life forms can live in peaceful worlds of plenty.
anyone else: why don’t you just use that gauntlet to create more resources
thanos:

When I saw Infinity Wars last night, the theater was ghastly silent at the end except for exactly one guy shouting “What the fuck!?”
I feel like that moment so perfectly encapsulated the events of the movie.