you know what would’ve been nice. not actually having official stats for team voltron. just fake joke stats completely scribbled over and vandalized by other paladins. stuff like.
Pidge
Intelligence: llllllllll
Sarcasm: llllllllll
Insomnia: lllllllllllllll
Keith
Strength: lllllll
Mullet: llllllllll
Impulse control: l
Hunk
Nausea: lllllll
Anxiety: llllllllll
Hugability: lllllllllllllll
Lance
Handsomeness: llllllllllllllllllllllllllll
Awesomeness: llllllllllllllllllllllllllll
Being the best: llllllllllllllllllllllllllll
Allura
Strength: llllllllllllll
Diplomacy: lllllllll
Fun: llll (llllllllll)*
*when she’s not worried about defending the galaxy
Shiro
Responsibility: lllllllllllllll
Levelheaded: lllllllllllllll
Slav: l
Coran
Gorgeous: lllllllllllllll
Gossip: lllllllllllllll
Pizzaz: lllllllllllllll










