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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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tomhiddles

“I think we should switch places. When camp’s over, I leave as you and go back to London and you leave as me and go to California.”

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I LITERALLY STILL DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW THEY MADE THIS FILM WITH ONLY ONE LINDSEY LOHAN

bicorn

 #finding out lindsey doesn’t have a twin is on my list of top 5 traumatic childhood events

watermelonfucker

Right up there with finding out that Genovia isn’t a real country.

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WAIT GENOVIA’S NOT A REAL COUNTRY

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 I THOUGHT IT WAS IN SWITZERLAND

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THATS GENEVA YOU CRUMB

castielismycherrypie

YOU CRUMB

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50feetwoman

This is what happens when you’re a vampire. You have to watch everyone die. Your mother and father. All your friends. Sometimes brutal, like slipping and falling onto a giant spike. Or falling asleep in an autumn pile of leaves and having some of them block your windpipe. Or making the simple mistake of fashioning a mask out of crackers and being attacked by ducks, geese, swans.

What We Do In The Shadows (2014) dir.Taika Waititi