ruinedchildhood
What’s happening on Twitter? 😂
There is a reason they are called Smash Mouth
katie-wants-donut
When you see two posts that are pretty much the same but are posted by different blogs
joker-ace
mrfrumpkin
seeing john mulaney posts tagged with “john mulaney spoilers” is the funniest fucking thing
john mulaney dies in infinity war
angst-oclock
thebootydiaries
me: misplaces one finger on the trackpad
windows 8: closes the browser, locks the computer, calculates the mass of the sun, sets my house on fire, types out the entire script of the bee movie in webdings
ichidice
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses
it’s 2018 please put the k back in thicc
thikc
you know what, I’ll take it
þikc
how dare you, how dare you have the fucking gall, to introduce the thorn into this already abomination of a post
ruinedchildhood