[lance and keith are sitting in the room where kaltenecker is kept]
lance: when we get home…i want you to meet my family.
keith, tearing up a little: oh…oh, lance, i-
lance: not you. i was talking to kaltenecker.
[lance and keith are sitting in the room where kaltenecker is kept]
lance: when we get home…i want you to meet my family.
keith, tearing up a little: oh…oh, lance, i-
lance: not you. i was talking to kaltenecker.
the list of things no one is gonna talk about from season 6:
-lance literally died
-there are THOUSANDS of other alteans that are alive on a galra base some where
-the castle of lions is Gone
-Lance fucking Died
-now that Lotor is gone someone else is gonna have to step up to lead the glara empire
-shiro was canonically dead since season 2
-haggar?????
-there was a canon scene where Lance was Dead
-the mass amounts of shiro clones???
-lance blaming himself for no one knowing about shiro sooner
-they’re going back to earth next season!!!
-LANCE DIED
the list of things everyone is talking about from season 6:
-“you’re my brother” and (alternatively) “i love you”
- “kLAncE iS dEAd!!1!”
- lotura vs shallura
[keith babysitting lance’s niece]
kid: can i have a candy?
keith: what did lance say?
kid: no.
keith: then why would i let you?
kid: he’s not the boss of you.
keith, internally: it’s a trap.

im so pissed that they looked at a 50 y/o man today and was like “ok this is how we’ll model a man who’s 50 y/o in 2038” instead of looking at someone our age and going “holy fuck how are these bastards going to act at 50”
he wouldv been 600% hornier for androids if they did this right






just so everyone knows i DID get rheumatoid arthritis typing all this and i WILL die in 7 days, thank you and may god forgive me and @kassasaurus-rex