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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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Update

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I think Princess Zelda lost her pregnancy :( Or else she gave birth and killed the babies, which is particularly sad because Samus is the one who impregnated her. At any rate she isn’t pregnant anymore.

To recap for anyone who missed it, Samus was found dead behind the castle a couple of weeks ago. Link died not long after that, so it’s just been Zelda, Bayonetta, and Pikachu chilling out with some snails. 

Of course, none of those three can impregnate each other so no one is pregnant or coupled off right now. Pikachu’s babies are growing well. There are six still living. There were seven, but one escaped and Bayonetta ate it. 

Because of course these updates always have to involve someone eating someone else. *sigh*

quasahi

excuse me what

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UPDATE: THOSE ARE OP’S FISHES

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Blogging about my aquarium is fun

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osakasshitpit

What the FUCK I really thought this was about shitty fanfics

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looneyfrechie

lmao today as i was playing ow on ps4 for a while before taking my bro to work i got back with a nice message saying i am a toxic player

then im like ‘whats a dude with a batman icon got against me yo’ then i remembered that when i was playing i was tbagging the enemy team every time i killed them, woops., sorry pal didnt know ya took an arcade game seriously.

i cant believe crouching up and down and emoting is a sign of toxic behavior no fun allowed if the enemy team did it to me id be laughing my ass off dfsnsijfhkdsj that was funny lmao frecher shutup btw i was playing ow