royal-raccoon
Fashion in the 2000s was so wack that for the life of me I can’t tell you who is the fashion expert in the original Queer Eye
tiny-bookworm
Adrien: I’m in love with you
Marinette: Okay… In a romantic way right? Not platonic? You actually are in love with me?
Adrien: [sighs] Yes. I am in love with you. In a romantic way
Marinette: …why?
cuddlynaps
etherealklance
me online: *will talk everyone’s ear off about my interests given the slightest chance*
person i know irl: so what are your interests/hobbies?
me:
weedle-testaburger
johnathanm56
we closed 15 minutes ago and this one customer is still shopping and giving us attitude
closed 20 minutes ago and this bitch still has her cart. my manager is getting pissed. 👀
manager changed the announcement from “The store is closed and the registers will be shutting down shortly. Please proceed to the front.” to “The store is closed and registers have shut down. Please exit the building.”
The customer scoffed. I’m about to go fucking feral.
final update bc i just got out: manager actually fucking did it and shut down all the registers. customer got up front and freaked out with the cart. “What am I supposed to do with this!?” the customer shouts. my manager smiles and takes the cart. “don’t worry,” she says “we’ll put it back for you.”
customer stormed out and tried to get the last word in by shouting “you just lost a paying customer!” like….no….because the store is closed…
people really think they be that entitled to shit huh?
ruinedchildhood
square
coming soon: the duolingo owl will break into your home at night and beat the shit out of you if you don’t know the word for potato in french
lahiffed
orangebunnit
This is the Ninette couple photoshoot we didn’t know we wanted, but it’s the one we needed anyway
Thank you @lahiffed for commissioning such a fun piece! It’s a joy being able to work on a more creative and funky prompt hehe :D
ruinedchildhood
