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vine ask meme

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hurricane tortilla: favourite food?

welcome to chili’s: favourite restaurant?

I like beer and it likes me: favourite drink (alcoholic or non-)?

is there anything better than pussy?: ever had sex?

adam: do you smoke?

420 whatcha smokin’?: ever done drugs?

valentino white bag: what’s your clothing style?

I can’t believe you’ve done this: what’s the meanest thing you’ve ever done?

I ain’t get no sleep: what keeps you up at night?

a potato flew around the room: what’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever seen?

two bros: what’s your sexuality?

69¢: if you could buy any one thing, what would it be?

what up, I’m jared: what’s your favourite book?

squidward dabbing: what’s your favourite meme?

why you always lyin’?: what’s the last lie you told?

that’s my opinion: what’s an unpopular opinion you have?

and they were roommates: if you could live with anyone, who would it be?

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Ok so I have thoughts about Incredibles 2 but can I discuss Bao????!?!

The usual Pixar short which was cute and and sweet and heartbreaking…

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Originally posted by assyrianjalebi

Like that one moment…y’all know! You know EXACTLY what I’m talking about!!! that MOMENT WHERE YOUR HEART STOPPED AND YOU’RE LIKE WTF JUST HAPPENED?!?!

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Originally posted by shit-thvt-amuses-me

DID SHE JUST…DID SHE…noooo…no it can’t be…that can’t…she…oh my god…

I sat there for like 5 seconds wondering where the hell they were going with this… they had me friggen invested and then pulled that…my goodness it was horrendous…

Of course it was all symbolic of the mother’s true feelings but jeez if that wasn’t the darkest thing I had witnessed in a Pixar short ever…

i know!!!