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Things I’ve Overheard in the High School Hallways

“My body must not have any mitochondria because I’m powerless and I’ll probably end up in a cell.”

“Does anyone else think we aren’t human anymore when we type our GPAs into Common App?”

“Guys I’m gonna schedule a Guidance Appointment to get out of Spanish class.”

“I must be a hypertonic solution because I’m salty AF.”

“I want to be dead, but just until the weekend.” / “Do you know how to induce a coma?”

“I take three AP classes, and they’re all math, but I just said 8 minus 4 was 3.”

“I’ve heard the word ‘fuck’ like twelve times today and it’s only 7:28, and all I can say is mood.”

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Just public school things

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-Hearing screams coming from other classrooms and wondering what the fuck is going on

-Dropping the mr/mrs from a teachers name and just referring to them by their last name

-Just getting up and walking out to go to the bathroom whenever because the teachers literally couldn’t care less

- People standing in the middle of the FUCKING HALLWAYS like how do you have that many friends

-Teachers asking why you’re late to class and you can use “traffic” as an excuse

- Scarily lacking sex ed

-Weird, non-optional school spirit things that serve zero purpose

-DRESS CODE

-School-wide memes

-Seeing cops around ALL the fucking time

-Literal chaos + a mascot