due to personal reasons i’ll be

“My body must not have any mitochondria because I’m powerless and I’ll probably end up in a cell.”
“Does anyone else think we aren’t human anymore when we type our GPAs into Common App?”
“Guys I’m gonna schedule a Guidance Appointment to get out of Spanish class.”
“I must be a hypertonic solution because I’m salty AF.”
“I want to be dead, but just until the weekend.” / “Do you know how to induce a coma?”
“I take three AP classes, and they’re all math, but I just said 8 minus 4 was 3.”
“I’ve heard the word ‘fuck’ like twelve times today and it’s only 7:28, and all I can say is mood.”
“I’ve been in a state of panic for the last 26 years.”
“You’re 15.”
“Like I said.”
third year momo! let me know who else i should draw as a third year cause its kinda fun!
I just remembered I said “thank you for your service” to the barista at Starbucks like she was a fucking WW2 vet
some of you don’t watch pride and prejudice (2005) multiple times a year to cope with the fear that you’ll never find love and it shows
-Hearing screams coming from other classrooms and wondering what the fuck is going on
-Dropping the mr/mrs from a teachers name and just referring to them by their last name
-Just getting up and walking out to go to the bathroom whenever because the teachers literally couldn’t care less
- People standing in the middle of the FUCKING HALLWAYS like how do you have that many friends
-Teachers asking why you’re late to class and you can use “traffic” as an excuse
- Scarily lacking sex ed
-Weird, non-optional school spirit things that serve zero purpose
-DRESS CODE
-School-wide memes
-Seeing cops around ALL the fucking time
-Literal chaos + a mascot