Carol Danvers has the BIGGEST dick energy of anyone ever
I will NOT be taking constructive criticism
Carol Danvers has the BIGGEST dick energy of anyone ever
I will NOT be taking constructive criticism
Captain Marvel: So how’s Nick’s eye doing? Always felt bad about that one
Steve: (’the last time I trusted someone I lost an eye’ flashbacks) that was YOU?
Captain Marvel: No ??? Lol it was my cat
Steve, having spent the past three years coming up with more and more convoluted/ tragic ways in which Fury lost his eye, having eventually settled on some sort of world-altering battle between him and one of his loved ones:

I’ve only had Goose for two hours but if anything ever happened to her, I’d kill everyone in this room and then myself.

When the film shows that the name ‘Avengers’ came from Carol and the avengers theme music starts to swell

So I was leaving the movies after seeing Captain Marvel and there was this group of friends behind me and some girl insisted that Carol and Maria were a couple so she said “you don’t mourn like that for a friend” and this dude from their group says “well Captain America mourned like that for Bucky” and the girl almost screams “THAT’S BECAUSE THEY WEREN’T FRIENDS EITHER”
Okay okay, so Nick Fury says in TWS “Last time I trusted someone, I lost an eye”.
Are you saying Nick fury hadn’t trusted anyone for 19 years, and the last one to have his trust was a cat.