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Quest for Camelot prompts
“You’re mad.”
“I’m *so* glad you noticed. I’ve been working at it for years.”
“Well, at least things can’t get any worse!”
“Wanna bet?”
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I embrace what others fear”
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You are not to roam in this forgotten place.”
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Just the likes of me are welcome here”
“ I was in the neighborhood, and I thought I’d invade.”
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How about a kiss? I hear you’re still single…”
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Impertinent pig.”
“Is that a no?”
“ You’ve got to ask yourself one question. Do I feel - clucky? Well, do ya… punk?”
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Charming singalong.”
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The king has decided!”
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Then it’s time for a new king. And I vote for me.”
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I will not serve under a false king!”
“ oh, ____Isn’t this everything you ever dreamed of?”
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Come on, baby, light my fire…”
“Anyway, cheer up. When we get to ____, we’ll be kissed by the world’s most beautiful women.”
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Enchanté, mademoiselle. I’m __”
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Eh, you’re better off without him. He walks funny. He even looks funny. People’d throw darts at him.”
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How can you be so cold-blooded?”
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I’m a reptile.”
“Quiet”
“Did you hear something?”
“No, I just want you to be quiet”
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What are you?”
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Frankly, we’re the reason cousins shouldn’t marry.”
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You *saved* my life! Thank you!”
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Well, everyone makes mistakes sometimes”
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And now I’ll thank you…
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Are you *sure* that’s such a good idea?”
“I’m driving”
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*Really?* I’ll have to take your word for it.”
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No, it’s somewhere in the forest!”
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Is there anything your magic can do?”
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You must rely on the courage of your people.”
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Panic sweeps across the land.”
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Eh… here’s where we enter a grey area.”
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Where did you drop the sword?”
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It all looks so *different* from down here…
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You’ve been quite annoying, for a girl.”
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Why won’t you look at me when I’m talking to you?”
“ Oh. Oh, I didn’t realize you were… “
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What? Tall? Rugged? Handsome?”
“You know, I always forget that one”
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Find them all and report back to me! Did you hear me?”
“Sorry master, my mouth was full”
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Typical! Of all the evil creatures in the world, I had to find one with *table manners*!
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“ I got three words for you, Birdy! “Dinner. Is. Served”! “
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When I get my hands on that girl…”
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Look at the sky”
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Tell me what do you see,”
“ The heavens are sparkling with starlight tonight.”
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That’s what I see through your eyes.”
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Please… Don’t die.”
“I can’t do this on my own”
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I’m sorry. It’s all my fault that you were hurt. I mean, I was rattling on when I should have been quiet. I’m no help to anyone.”
“You’re wrong”
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I have seen it. And there was no place for me.”
“I wish you could see it”
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I… I don’t belong in that world.”
“But you belong in mine”
“You don’t understand. In __, she’d only see me through their eyes. Not a knight, not a man, not anything.”
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One day, I will be a knight, like Father.”
I just spent 10 minutes explaining a kids movie synopsis to my mother because I couldn’t remember the title of it. I sounded so crazy talking about a girl running to survive, a blind man, people dying, dragons, people being combined with weapons, and lots of singing. It was Quest for Camelot lmao.
“I must find the sword and return it to Arthur or Camelot and my mother are doomed.”


