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jvlianbashir

unless one character in the equation is a heinous asshole or something, i am entirely impervious to love triangles. 

jvlianbashir

i live by the “____ has two hands” meme motto

jvlianbashir

“oh no!! two friends fell in love with the same person, what will they do???? who will have to sacrifice their heart??” NOBODY, BITCH. 

“a character thought their spouse was dead but they finally moved on and have a new spouse they love… but now the original spouse is back! who will bow out for the others’ happiness??” I MEAN, ALL THREE OF THEM HAVE WEDDING RINGS ON ALREADY…

“this trio of adventurers have faced hell and high water together and developed incredibly deep bonds with each other during their quest, but now that their quest has come to a close, which two of them will settle down together?” COZY COTTAGES IN THE WOODS ARE BIG ENOUGH FOR THREE.

dancingdarklingwrites

Kill the love triangle. Normalize polyamory.

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