Red and Blue make Purple

[babyblueavenger]

[alrightinthebayou]

so apparently when my sister and i were little we took golfing classes and we got kicked out after a week. the reason being that the old white male instructor kept calling my 4 year old sister Maria “Mary” after she told him several times that her name is pronounced Maria. anyway, at one point, he tells her “well, that doesn’t matter anymore. you’re in America now.” and that distressed my sister so much that she hit him with her golf club.

that’s not what did the damage, though. what fucked that old dude up is that i saw my sister hit him from where i was standing and i ran over and started beating him with MY golf club. my mom says that i didn’t know what the hell was happening, but i squared up.

that’s why we got kicked out.

[willowdove]

I support your unconditional readiness to throw hands for your sister

[thanotaphobia]

not to be lame, but i’m writing camp camp fanfic

stay tuned

[ghostfiish]

[starrose17]

I was so totally not aware that people didn’t know that being sorted into Houses was a real thing in UK schools. It’s not something made up just for the Harry Potter world, it’s a real schooling system, I was in the St George House at my school and everyone had the same attitude to Prefects as everyone in the HP world did to Percy Weasley I can assure you.

[taakosmodernlife]

how do you get the hat to talk

[lunabellie]

We had them in my high school here in Australia and let me tell you I wish we didn’t

[ayellowbirds]

i’m torn between my feelings about OP’s statement, and my feelings about your school’s officially sponsored raunchy furry artwork

[iraya]

[lesbwian]

[meatballsu]

snaaaaaake

[babyblueavenger]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

reblog if you are a trans cyborg, you support trans cyborgs, or you just really hate Laura Ingraham

[ichidice]

[lesbianhatsune]

mutuals do this:

[lesbianhatsune]

Mutuals:

I said do this

[oatisaeris]

[lesbianhatsune]

[ladybub]

I was rewatching Oblivio, and I just noticed that Marinette didn’t have “Ladybug vision” when they were trapped in the office. She had Marinette vision! Which is white with pink spots!!! (Like the lining of her jacket)

It’s weird the details you notice the second time.

[ichidice]

[sailorbrazil]

feeling myself

[meatswitch]

reblog if you’re not afraid to have a picture of jesus on your dash

[rutilism]

what if you went to heaven but jesus says, why didnt you reblog me when i was feeling myself

[ghostfiish]

[yayfeminism]

source

[asaucecoveredsomething]

And this is exactly why the heartbeat bill is a load of horseshit, and late-term abortions need to be legal.

I know 3 women who have been through similar situations, but because OH and WV have archaic abortion laws, they were forced to carry either to term, or until the child near killed them. One of them had a tubal pregnancy, and still wasnt allowed go abort. She literally had to wait until her tubes basically exploded and the docs took one of her ovaries, half of her fallopian tubes, and she wound up hospitalized for a month.

Anti-abortion is anti-women.

[obsidianwitch]

Having a uterus in Kentucky causes you to realize that many people view you as an incubator and nothing more. I’ve come to realize that more and more as I’ve gotten older.

[madamehearthwitch]

And these fuckwits have the nerve to call themselves pro-life.

Fucking bullshit asshole pieces of literal garbage.