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demigod snapchat stories (if they could have phones)

  • Percy

Leo: its a bird! Its a plane!

Percy: [zooming in on Jasons face as he stuffs a burger in his mouth] bitch you blind its superman

  • Piper

Annabeth: [somewhere off camera clearly in another room] piper i cant find my sunblock

Piper: [slowly pans the camera onto herself, smirking as her face is covered in badly applied sunblock] haha me neither

  • Leo

Leo: [starts recording at the ampitheater, zooming in on Chiron who’s patiently waiting for everyone to quiet down.]

Leo: [whispering] okay im recording

Travis: [clears throat] CHIRONS A FURRY!

Leo: [chokes on his laughter and the video abruptly goes dark then stops]

  • Hazel

Hazel: [Looking absolutely disgusted] Okay, I need to rant.

Hazel: [Clumsily turns the camera around, and it takes a second to focus but when it does it’s focused on a laptop with Miley Cyrus’s ‘wrecking ball’ open on youtube.]

Hazel: What is this?! You die for a few years and….

Hazel: [Presses play] this!

  • Annabeth

Annabeth: You know what they say.

Annabeth: [Lifts up energy drink]

Annabeth: When life gives you lemons, flip life off and shove the lemons so far down your throat you choke.

Annabeth: [Pours the energy drink into the coffee and chugs.]

  • Jason

Jason: [Zooming in on a Captain America poster]

Jason: Not to monologue or anything, but he’s my idol and anyone who’s team Iron Man can personally fight me–

Leo: [In the background] I’ll fight you right here right now.

Piper: You literally draw your chest hair on with crayola markers, go back to eating your happy meal.

Nico: There’s nothing wrong with-

Jason: [Snorts loudly and the video stops]

  • Nico

[The video starts, taking place a few seconds after Jason’s snap. He has a plastic toy and he holds it up.]

Nico: Hey guys, this is my McDonalds unboxing video.

Nico: [Unwraps the toy] We got an incredibles toy, or otherwise, known as perfect ammunition.

Nico: [Whips the toy at Leo, who can be heard cussing in spanish.]

  • Frank

Percy: [Not looking] I swear, if you’re taking a video of me your phones going in the ocean.

Frank: I’m not! No, I’d never-

Hazel: [Whispering loudly] Try the flower crown filter.

Frank: [Chuckling] I’m drawing him as a fish.

Percy: You’re dead to me.

  • BONUS: MAGNUS

Magnus: [Panning across the Boston Commons] Boston’s so beautiful, its always good to appreciate the nature-

Stranger: [Shoves into Magnus as he’s walking by]

Magnus: Watch where you’re fucking going, shitdick!

Stranger: [Flips him off over his shoulder]

Magnus: [Flips him off back, clearly visible by the camera]

Magnus: [Clears throat]

Magnus: As I was saying,

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