Red and Blue make Purple

[iraya]

[steeiydan]

no but let me add the context here!

these are two pretty well known german tv personalities

palina, the woman on the left here, gets a lot of really gross comments on her body, especially her boobs. stuff like (paraphrased cause they’re in german) “woah, i wanna cum all over those fat tits” or “she’s such a fucking hot slut i wanna fuck those tits” or “with her, half of the guys would cum before reaching her hole” and who can forget “palina, you are and always will be a juicy piece of meat i would drink out of”. and the media tends to really sexualize her too.

so she and klaas (dude on the right), with the help of their team and and lovely ass-model decided to just drop this picture as an instagram, with the caption “finally got that nice necklace with my zodiac”

the media was quick to pick it up as “ah she says its about the necklace but she wants to show her boobs!”, and of course there were more comments like “i jacked off to this like seven times in an hour” and “those tits should milk my cock dry”

like a week later, they dropped the making-off video to that video and the rest is history

[markiplier]

[kvagly-art]

Spent a lot of time on it 💜

@markiplier

[akumatizethisblog]

Okay, we’ve all seen/read the Wedding Day Reveal Scenarios…but picture this.

Adrien and Marinette get together, move in, get married and have a kid all without revealing their identities. Cue the first time Marinette goes out and leaves Adrien at home doing childcare all by himself.

Obviously, the first thing Marinette wants to do as a new parent is transform into Ladybug and blow off some steam.

Obviously, the first thing Adrien wants to do now that he’s unsupervised is put the baby in a cape and transform into the amazing crime fighting duo Chat Noir and Smitten Kitten!

So Ladybug is standing on a rooftop somewhere, stretching out her arms and legs, enjoying the view, when all of the sudden–

“WA-HOOOO!!!” 

Chat Noir lands on the rooftop across the street with a loudly (and happily) squealing baby in a backpack carrier on his shoulders.

Ladybug: Chat Noir?! What are you–……..

Chat Noir: Oh hey, Ladybug! (waves across rooftops) How’s it hanging?

Ladybug: …why….why do you….where are you taking my baby?

Chat Noir: Huh? What? This is my baby.

Ladybug: Do you seriously think I can’t recognize my own baby? I knitted that cat suit onesie and cape combo with my own two hands!

Chat Noir: ….wait….no….it can’t be….Marinette?

Ladybug: (swinging yoyo threateningly) You have three seconds to put down my baby and step away from the backpack.

Chat Noir: Wait–Marinette–Ladybug–it’s me–I’m Adrien!”

Ladybug: (looking even angrier now) And you thought taking our daughter on patrol would be–what–funny?

Chat Noir: (gulp) I thought it would be….cute?

…

And later on, when Adrien is nursing the rope burns he got from Ladybug towing him home in her yoyo after he tried to escape her wrath and he is whining to Plagg that Marinette refuses to let him be alone unsupervised with his own child now, Plagg rolls up a newspaper and bops Adrien on the nose with it.

Plagg: This is why you never reveal your secret identity! 

[australet789]

[tomatorunning]

[sarrart]

tome in a2 for @lnvent…. i love this and i love her

[dasketcherz]

[australet789]

[ravencharm]

75% of writing is convincing yourself that your story is worth it

[owlsofstarlight]

It is. In case you were wondering. Your story is worth the effort you are putting into it. It’s an amazing thing because you are writing it.

[babyblueavenger]

[glumshoe]

I am grateful for headphones for allowing me to listen to songs on repeat forty times without completely maddening other people.

[technoskates]

[queen-alia]

I just had this realization that Kit Kats used to be wrapped in foil and have paper labels and I’m reeling that I remembered this and that I lived through the transition to plastic wrappers.

[4thefirsttimein5ever]

My mind is actually blown like…I can’t complete I forgot that

[steadfast]

Whoa. You conjured memories I didn’t know I even had.

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

this image catapulted my consciousness into my seven year old body

[frostedpuffs]

those glasses must be in extra teeny babie size