he should smile more
+bonus lance:

Ship figureheads were made to ward off dangerous mermaids.
Because mermaids can grow to be gigantic, they assess each other based on size. By adding a figurehead, mermaids would mistake the entire ship to be a scary deep-sea mermaid – leaving the crew and vessel alone.
However having a ship figurehead can lure actual scary deep-sea mermaids.
Many “kraken” attacks are just deep-sea mermaids giving a tentacled greeting to the strange, lonely, wood covered mermaid carrying humans on its back. Unfortunately, their tentacled “handshake” destroys the ship, leaving the traumatized mermaid believing they had murdered their own kin.
“One of these days your crazy adventures are gonna get you in trouble, and I won’t be able to bail you out of it!”
I find that I have a lot of trouble coming up with interesting things to say, so instead I just draw mermaid ass and hope it adds a little sparkle to your life
When Keith is mad he turns blue
When Lance is mad he turns red
Are you picking up what I’m putting down

Look at these cute hotheads