Red and Blue make Purple

[croxovergoddess]

[angelrin89]

[babyanimalgifs]

Puppy: I don’t know what kind of being you are, but I love you anyway

[godasenpai]

[stridong]

[youngcalliope]

[royal-raccoon]

[is-spiderman-still-dead]

Day 55

spider-man, spider-man

does whatever a spider can

can he swing from a web?

no he can’t

he’s fucking dead

[mirthalia]

[cellostargalactica]

IT’S NOT ‘PEEKED’ MY INTEREST

OR ‘PEAKED’

BUT PIQUED

‘PIQUED MY INTEREST’

THIS HAS BEEN A CAPSLOCK PSA

[extravagantshoes]

THIS IS ACTUALLY REALLY USEFUL THANK YOU

[ranetree]

ADDITIONALLY:

YOU ARE NOT ‘PHASED’. YOU ARE ‘FAZED.’

IF IT HAS BEEN A VERY LONG DAY, YOU ARE ‘WEARY’. IF SOMEONE IS ACTING IN A WAY THAT MAKES YOU SUSPICIOUS, YOU ARE ‘WARY’.

ALL IN ‘DUE’ TIME, NOT ‘DO’ TIME

‘PER SE’ NOT ‘PER SAY’

THANK YOU

[tassiekitty]

BREATHE - THE VERB FORM IN PRESENT TENSE

BREATH - THE NOUN FORM

THEY ARE NOT INTERCHANGEABLE

WANDER - TO WALK ABOUT AIMLESSLY

WONDER - TO THINK OF IN A DREAMLIKE AND/OR WISTFUL MANNER

THEY ARE NOT INTERCHANGEABLE (but one’s mind can wander)

[emmablackeru]

DEFIANT - RESISTANT
DEFINITE - CERTAIN

[melancholicmarionette]

WANTON - DELIBERATE AND UNPROVOKED ACTION (ALSO AN ARCHAIC TERM FOR A PROMISCUOUS WOMAN)

WONTON - IT’S A DUMPLING THAT’S ALL IT IS IT’S A FUCKING DUMPLING

[rnatthewgraygublers]

BAWL- TO SOB/CRY

BALL- A FUCKING BALL

YOU CANNOT “BALL” YOUR EYES OUT

[soggywarmpockets]

AND FOR FUCK’S SAKE, IT’S NOT “SIKE”; IT’S “PSYCH”. AS IN “I PSYCHED YOU OUT”; BECAUSE YOU MOMENTARILY MADE SOMEONE BELIEVE SOMETHING THAT WASN’T TRUE.

THANK YOU.

[everylineeverystory]

*slams reblog*

[leonawriter]

IT’S ‘MIGHT AS WELL’. ‘MIND AS WELL’ DOES NOT MAKE GRAMMATICAL SENSE.

[penbrydd]

SLEIGHT - DEXTERITY, ARTIFICE, CRAFT (FROM ‘SLY’)
SLIGHT - VERY LITTLE, FRAIL, DELICATE

IT’S ‘SLEIGHT OF HAND’.

[maverikloki]

[steftastan]

CAN I ADD TO THIS TOO?

IT’S NOT ‘COULD OF’, THAT DOESN’T MAKE ANY SENSE WHATSOEVER. IT’S ‘COULD HAVE’. SAME APPLIES TO ‘SHOULD HAVE’.

[oniongentleman]

And this is why my students look at me as though I’m the devil when I try to tell them that no i’m not lying this really is a thing

[hermoninee-granger]

IT’S ‘COULDN’T CARE LESS’ NOT ‘COULD CARE LESS’ IF YOU COULD CARE LESS THAT MEANS YOU CARE

[haiku-robot]

it’s ‘couldn’t care less’ not
‘could care less’ if you could care
less that means you care

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^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

[miss-malaphor]

Please check out Homophones Weakly.

It’s a treasure trove.

And a goddamn delight.

[thespace-dragon]

[lanceismyson000]

“” The gentleness you gave me is illuminating the born life. “”

I saw S6
I can not stop crying

[creativecreepie]

[honestlyprettychill]

I….. I dont even know

[okiguest]

This made my freaking day thank you for blessing us XD

[momfricker]

[hensa]

warming up with lexie

[lesbow]

[carpflags]

lesbian activity

[thespace-dragon]

[ourceremonies]

lmao same

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

GET IT GIRL

[asymbina]

she’s this close to licking her and biting her lip

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

The last time I saw THAT MUCH THIRST to get railed by Cate Blanchett on a persons face I was looking at my reflection in my television screen

[between-stars-and-waves]

XD

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Foolish Heteros: Kristen Stewart never smiles

Me, a bisexual intellectual: Have u ever considered that she looks so unhappy because she surrounded by men?

LOOK AT THIS FACE

this is not the face of an unhappy woman

this is the face of a woman who is gayzing into the face of god

and wants god to sit on her face

[unabashedlybi]

Cinematic parallels

(Honestly same to both)

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Same energy.