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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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banishedquasiroyal

FUCK silverfish

daystxlker

if those are the little bug things that look like centipedes yeah fuck em omfg

banishedquasiroyal

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I HATE THEM SO MUCH

daystxlker

OH IN MINECRAFT I THOUGHT YOU MEANT. REAL ONES

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banishedquasiroyal

wait

WHAT DO YOU MEAN REAL ONES

plump9000

where do you think the name came from

banishedquasiroyal

i don’t know, tumblr user plump9000. i sort of thought they weren’t real, like endermen. or creepers.

timurmurtazin

>implying endermen aren’t real

banishedquasiroyal

really not liking what you’re implying buddy

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hailtothepumpkinqueen

Had a dream I was playing an indie game about a 1950’s housewife trying to kill her husband.

The objective of the game was to kill him without A) alerting the husband, B) getting caught by your busybody neighbor, or C) accidentally killing your kids/have them walk in on you murdering their dad. 

The first level was that you had to slip poison into his food or drink, since that was subtle and easy enough. But I think as the levels progressed, the murder attempts got more…gruesome and difficult to hide. I remember using garden sheers at one point.

And the game had a 1950s advert style to it, kind of how Bendy and the Ink Machine is stylized

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^ kind of like that

Anyway I’m calling it Desperate Housewife and if anyone wants to actually make that game gimme some credit lmao

broadwaytheanimatedseries

I wouldnt play it cuz im a wuss but i would definitely recconend it to all my friends

Source: hailtothepumpkinqueen