Red and Blue make Purple

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dapskie:
“It’s over the garden wall season
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| Sonic Chaos | Chapter Six: Tales Of Woe

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~ Chapter Six ~

“Are you a spiritualist?”

“Oh, I’m more than just a spiritualist. I’m actually a seer,” The trio followed the woman to her apartment above the coffee shop, which she happened to own; as they walked through the front door, they were met with a very strong scent of sage. The room was dimly lit with dozens of candles and the walls were covered with many different tapestries and curtains. There were many shelves filled with dozens of magical objects and books. If nobody had lived in there, one could mistake it for a museum of the odd and whimsical. Amy looked around in awe. Her eyes lit up as she looked at the trinkets on each shelf

.“Really? That is so cool! I’ve always wanted to try to delve into the spiritual world myself, but I’ve limited myself to tarot cards at the moment.”

Keep reading

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Guess who finally updated! ~~nearly a year later~~

enjoy <3 I missed this story

mangaanonymous

PLEASE READ THIS!!! MY GIRL IS AN AMAZING WRITER!!

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squidyword

not to start a discourse but if today is your birthday then happy birthday……………

poorlytimed

um some of us already had birthdays? but way to be an exclusionist lol go off

squidyword

this is what I was trying to avoid..,, im sorry .,,

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habeenki

rb this with how long you’ve been on tumblr and what ur blog was initally about vs what’s it about now

2012 yikes homestuck and art initially but its all just cramped together now babey

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emilyskeggs

Okay I used to HATE roses as a symbol of romance and shit or whatever until I learned why they’re signs of love bc it’s the most metal creation myth of all time

emilyskeggs

emilyskeggs

Well ok have y’all ever heard of the goddess of love Aphrodite?

So in greek mythology, all of the roses were white. all of em with no exception. white. remember this detail, it’s important to the story

so basically one day, our local love bitch Aphrodite was bragging to the other gods about how she could make anyone fall in love with anyone, because she was the goddess of love, and everyone got kind of irked with her bragging bc it was annoying, and Zeus (in his Zeus way) decided to pull a BIG PRANK on Aphrodite by making her fall in love w this mortal named Adonis. Adonis was a hunter, and this made Aphrodite CRAZY because hunting is super dangerous, and she was thirsty for Adonis right & she didn’t want him to die. EXCEPT therein lies the prank, bc Zeus MADE Adonis get gored by a wild boar (rip) and he died.

and here’s where the thing with the red roses come in. Bc all the roses are white, right? And right as Adonis was about to die, Aphrodite SWOOPED DOWN FROM THE HEAVENS in a golden chariot pulled by swans on a slide made of clouds (a cloud slide). as she rushed to his side, Aphrodite pricked her foot on a rose thorn and her blood landed on the petals of the rose, and all of the roses around her became red with her blood as she mourned for her dead lover who was killed in the hunt by a violent wild boar, all bc Zeus wanted Aphrodite to stop boasting.

tl;dr: red roses are a sign of romance bc they were originally white, but the red ones are red because they’re dipped in the blood of the goddess Aphrodite as she mourned the death of her lover

sunspotpony

Here, have this bouquet of “Zeus Is a Dick” flowers.

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gameraboy

“A Sticky Situation” (1960) by Carl Barks

bogleech

I like how advertising is literally still exactly as sexist as they’re joking about in this comic from 54 years ago.

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Update

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I think Princess Zelda lost her pregnancy :( Or else she gave birth and killed the babies, which is particularly sad because Samus is the one who impregnated her. At any rate she isn’t pregnant anymore.

To recap for anyone who missed it, Samus was found dead behind the castle a couple of weeks ago. Link died not long after that, so it’s just been Zelda, Bayonetta, and Pikachu chilling out with some snails.

Of course, none of those three can impregnate each other so no one is pregnant or coupled off right now. Pikachu’s babies are growing well. There are six still living. There were seven, but one escaped and Bayonetta ate it.

Because of course these updates always have to involve someone eating someone else. *sigh*