I get my news from the only reliable source, cryptic symbolism in my dreams
The fact that there’s discourse literally every single time a new overwatch character is added is the funniest, saddest thing
royal-raccoon
m4stry
Doesn’t matter if you care about overwatch or not, you’ll know every detail against your will.
chocmarss
thornsword
peter parker: hey captain carol look at this cool picture of me on this pride flag!
carol: wow that’s cool man
peter parker: yeah! i took it on the anniversary of gay marriage being legalized!
carol:
carol:
carol: the anniversary of WHAT BEING LEGALIZED
peter parker: gay m—-wait where are you going????
carol, flying out the window: LOUISIANA
thewinterwizard
sgt-rogers
girls dont want boyfriends, girls want fancy ceremonial daggers to wear strapped to their thighs for style and intimidation
royal-raccoon
lesbiskammerat
guys please stop with the “we dont know who created minecraft its just a mystery” jokes. it’s really inappropriate and disrespectful to erase someone’s legacy like that, especially considering all the hard work hatsune miku put into creating minecraft all on her own
romanasanders
milomeepit
Some of you don’t go for second cookies when your feeling dangerous and it shows.
royal-raccoon
orriculum
I had a dream I was trying to get dunkin donuts but it was called weenus beenus
catboi-rock
torenlover
theloadscreen
New Splatfest and gear coming this April! The Splatfest will run from April 19th at 3:00pm PST to April 21st at 3:00pm PST, and you’ll choose between either Team Hare or Team Tortoise!
Grab some exclusive gear while you play! 🦑🐙
ruinedchildhood
