me when someone tells me to smile

Anonymous asked:
Hmm, let me think
• He’s my icon (on tumblr and irl, ofc)
• I’m co-writing a fic from his POV that’s currently over 170K words
• I spend almost every waking minute thinking about him
• my blog is 99.9% related to lance/klance (the other 0.01% is Adashi/Shadam but that’s only recent)
• On most days I deliberately dress in something that is blue as a tribute to his name and his character colour
• I plan to call my first-born Lance
• Second born, McClain
• Third born, Pike
• A fourth child would be too much so the family dog shall be named Blue
• I’ve had dreams where I, myself, am Lance because I’m thinking about him so much that I’ve started to have an identity crisis
• My therapist tried to tell me my obsession with a 2D cartoon character is unhealthy, to which I responded by yeeting my chair out of the window and hollering “RAZZLE DAZZLE, BITCH”
So yeah he’s okay I guess
Since nobody asked me to draw anything I decided to choose for myself ;–;
So here’s Lance in a watermelon dress!!
So there’s this old book I found at a used bookstore a while back that’s all about the astrology of birthdays—basically an in depth look at personality types based on when they were born. It’s a lot of fun! I usually use it when making oc birthdays ahaha, but I thought in honor of the date it might be fun to look up Lance’s birthday, and, well…



Lance: *makes some horrible puns*
Keith: *throws his knife at him*
Lance: *dodges*
Lance: It isn’t knife to throw knife at people, you know. Even your knife looking face won’t be able to help you.
Hunk:
Shiro:
Allura:
Coran:
Krolia:
Romelle:
Lotor:
Zarkon:
Haggar:
Spacewolf:
Nico:
Everyone:
Keith: *jawdrop-stares at Lance while madly blushing*
Lance: Wait…
Pidge: *sips her drink*
Pidge: so, when’s the wedding?