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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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zerogoukki

so there’s this terrible spotify ad (i don’t have premium because unemployed. boo) from biore, about their ridiculous nose strips, and i want to throw something across the room every damn time i hear it. FIRST OFF, those “blackheads” on your nose usually aren’t even blackheads, they’re sebaceous filaments. if your skin is properly washed and exfoliated, then they’re not dirt, they’re supposed to be there. they’re just going to come back and biore KNOWS THAT, so they have that awful ad telling you that they look “dirty” and disgusting (their words!!! idk about the word disgusting but i know they used dirty and the entire ad is very very self esteem-killing) so you’ll keep on buying the damn nose strips for a fake condition that isn’t going to go away. you can diminish their appearance using AHA exfoliants, but they will be back within 24-48 hours if you try to remove them.

in other words: fuck you and your predatory scam, biore. throw out ur biore strips guys.

fancybidet

I NEVER KNEW THIS IF ONLY SOMEONE TOLD ME WHEN I WAS 12 I MAY NOT HAVE DEVELOPED DERMATILLOMANIA.

salainen

FOR FUCKING REAL

briggsnotmyers

From the Wiki article on sebaceous filaments: “Unlike blackheads, however, they cannot be removed and are a permanent part of the human skin.”

This has honest to god changed my life okay thank you OP thank you so much

corn-free-awesomesauce

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train-to-win

I never knew this…

thinksnake

sebaceous filaments are present in every skin pore, are usually only visible on the nose.

not only are they *not* dirt, they are part of how your skin cleans itself

haiku-robot

not only are they

*not* dirt they are part of how

your skin cleans itself



^Haiku^bot^9. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes.

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frobisherandclay

I needed this

ball0fsin

IS THIS FOR REAL

MY MOM, WHO IS A BEAUTICIAN SO SHE WORKS AT THIS

KEEPS TELLING ME OF HOW UGLY IT LOOKS AND I SHOULD LET HER TAKE IT OUT FOR ME.

AND YOU TELL ME

THOSE ARE NOT EVEN BLACKHEADS AND THEY ARE PERMANENT??