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illmamnim reverseinversedisperse

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I’m glad you asked, my anonymous friend!! here are three of my favorite hcs:

1) I’ve had this hc since the beginning, and I think @misspookamonga made a post on it, but it’s basically that Bob actually really loves the way Galbaky’s suit looks on Helen. He thinks it makes her look totally hot and badass, despite what she says about it not being her style.

2) After the arrest of Evelyn, Bob and Helen hang out with Lucius to relax and take it easy for a bit. They end up staying until past 12am. Helen was so tired from almost dying twice and all the hero work, that she passed out on the couch after 2 drinks or so. Bob and Lucius talk amongst themselves until they decided all of them should get some sleep. Bob turned and saw Helen, hoisted her up onto his back, and carried her on the way back to their house.

3) Last one, I hc that after Bob and Helen wake up and the kids go to school, they have some time before they need to get ready for work and drop Jack Jack off at Edna’s. Helen always chooses to do yoga or stretching, to prepare for the day of hero stuff. Bob, more often than not, joins her, despite not being very flexible at all, but at the end of it, they’re both warmed up and ready to start the day. <3

illmamnim crazygalcomics

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how did I end up so tired and so gay

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lanadelgayest

when boys shirts lift up and you see their stomach

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windycube

internet culture if is forgetting your friends dont actually look like their sonas/icon irl so when they pass you a pic youre like oh shit yeah theyre human

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qesque

I drew Pearl over a year ago (and never posted her here ^^; ), but I’d always meant to draw Marina too. So I finally completed the pair!

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coolhandofagirl

security called me at work today and told me they saw me outside chasing a frog around on the security cameras. i wasnt in trouble they just wanted to let me know they saw me. i didn’t catch him.

consultinganthropologist

One time I went to the art museum with my friend and we got into an elevator where there was a very conspicuous camera. My friend looked right into the camera and started salaciously rubbing his shirt over his nipples and giving bedroom eyes to the camera. I smacked him and told him to stop, he was going to get us kicked out. He said “don’t worry, they have a whole museum of fancy art to watch, they’re not watching the elevator cams”.

When we got to the top floor, the elevator doors opened and there was a museum docent standing there like she was just…waiting for us. She said “My friends in security asked me to come up here and tell you that they received your message and they like what you’ve got.” and she just. Walked away. And my friend’s entire body turned red and I haven’t stopped laughing to this day.