so my roomates girlfriend just caught me in the kitchen and its so hard to play it cool when you never see this person you only hear her yowling like a cat in heat while her asshole gets played with so me, trying to act as casual as i possibly could, forgot i was holding an onion and not a delightful apple and bit into it fully expecting a honeycrisp but instead got the equiv of biting solid piss
2D is me at any given social gathering/sobs. I’ve been listening to tranz nonstop while drawing this, must be my fav new song!
Anonymous asked:
Would you happen to have a demi/bi Lance?


I didn’t before, but I do now!!! (•̀⌄•́)✧ Hehehe
Lacy in the outfit Shakira wears in the Chantaje music video bc it makes me very extra gay

