*claps my hands together*
okAY BUT HOW FAST ERIK DROPPED THE MISSILES HE WAS SO DEDICATED TO KILL THE PEOPLE WITH WHEN HE NOTICED THAT CHARLES WAS HURT AND THEN HOW FAST HE TURNED AND RUSHED TO CATCH CHARLES AND HOLD HIM I M
*claps my hands together*
okAY BUT HOW FAST ERIK DROPPED THE MISSILES HE WAS SO DEDICATED TO KILL THE PEOPLE WITH WHEN HE NOTICED THAT CHARLES WAS HURT AND THEN HOW FAST HE TURNED AND RUSHED TO CATCH CHARLES AND HOLD HIM I M
me: yeah im done crying over this lol its not even worth my tears
me 3 seconds later:



Put the whole tweet you cowards
YOOOOOOOOO
having an in with the queen of the manatees and her fiance is pretty sweet! perks include getting to visit your adventuring gf a lot
Otter teaches human how to pet him.
me asking for attention and affection
I just lost my entire shit
GIVE HIM PETS
“Osmosis Jones”
You asked for it, here it is! Based on the glorious text post by @mesopelagic