Choco Churros! Celebrate the sweetest Paladin’s upcoming birthday by making these tasty treats!
Preview for upcoming part 2 of Sheith Stalker au. .. whispers bad ending bad… ending….
Shiro: [comes back after his date with Keith]
Matt: So are you gonna call him? Or does he call you? How do guys decide who calls?
Matt: [gasps]
Matt: Is that what “top” means?
Shiro: …Yes.
Matt:
Matt: So it’s gonna be Keith who cal-
Shiro: [smacks Matt with a pillow]
why the fuck is no one naming their children after greek goddesses? Name your fucking child Persephone?????? Bitch???????!?
If that makes you happy, my name is Demeter
In my experience, people named after Greek goddesses are some of the most ethereal, chaotic forces I have ever encountered.
Our Art Department’s nude model, for example, is a woman named Hera. She’s stunningly beautiful, rides a motorcycle as apparently her only vehicle, grows all her own food, and keeps bees, turtles, and a dog named Argus, who she walks around town with a peacock feather attached to his leash.
I am thoroughly convinced she is not of this realm.
I’m pretty sure you just met Hera.
you say that I’m kinda difficult, but it’s always someone else’s fault–
aw man I really like how scary white diamond is!!



