royal-raccoon
everytime I stay at a hotel I take a bite out of the soap bar to confuse the cleaning staff
I saw this on twitter today and it couldn’t be more true
illmamnim
the-incredibles-but-wrong
Frozone: God help the person who ends up dating Mr. Incredible.
Elastigirl: I’m dating Mr. Incredible.
Frozone: My condolences.
mangaanonymous
switched-accounts-mystic-flutter
What I look for in a guy
10. As
9. Long
8. As
7. He’s
6. Caring,
5. Sweet
4. And
3. Loves
2. Me
1. Can sing like Steven Yeun
lunian
marichatmas
ive only had marc for a day and a half but if anything happened to him i would kill everyone in this room and then myself
shirogane-atlas
katie-wants-donut
cadrilovesklance
cooliofoolioklance
Shiro: they call me coffe cause I grind so fine
Pidge: Oh my gosh
Lance: they call me coffe cause I keep you up past 2 am
Pidge: lance, stop it
Keith: they call me coffee-
Pidge: Please no
Keith: because I’m dark and bitter and most people don’t like me without changing some aspects of what I am
Pidge: oh
…Oh
ruinedchildhood